When I was a junior technician aaaages ago
Before powerpoint presentations, I was put in charge of the projector for a meeting of medics.

Even though a remote was available to change the slides for themselves, because consultant medics are a self important bunch they liked to order a minion "next slide please"

So I had to sit at the back of a lecture theater and press a button when ordered. Unfortunatly I had been out for too many beers and a curry the night before, and lecture theaters are designed to carry sound so I couldn't fart.

By the time the 1st break came I ran to a toilet cubicle and let rip with the most colosal huge fetid odious arse ripping fart I have ever done it was at least 60 seconds long maybe longer. I was crying with a mixture of relief humor and pain.

I left the cubical tears still on my face to find all the unrinals being used and a small queue waiting to avail themselves of the facilities.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)