I was roaming around at a party at someone's house that I did not know,
when I noticed a dog in a closed up room wearing a sort of a diaper. It was that mythical creature, a bitch in heat. There was also a used diaper thing carefully folded up in the bin.
There was bitch of the human type there that I did know. The sort that keeps emasculators in her purse, just in case.
I found her knee high wet look boots in the vestibule and I annointed them with fresh eau de bitch. I then wedged the diaper thing under her car.
By the time she finally left there were three dogs frantically sniffing her car and one of them made a determined attempt to foxtrot with her leg.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:40, 6 replies)

'emasculators in her purse'? did mummy not hug you enough when you were a child?
plus, you touched a used canine sanitary towel. well done you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)

One does
what one has to.
I never saw the inside of her purse, but that was the rumor.
My mother did hug me, but it was like being embraced by a flounder.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:58, closed)

Hahahaha yeah, I hate women too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:01, closed)

Pet owners
should be shot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:02, closed)

When you say
'bitch', do you mean 'woman who wasn't interested in having sex with you'?
(username failed moderation, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:25, closed)

She had fey powers
and could make your testicles swollen and tender without even touching them.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:03, closed)