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Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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I was roaming around at a party at someone's house that I did not know,
when I noticed a dog in a closed up room wearing a sort of a diaper. It was that mythical creature, a bitch in heat. There was also a used diaper thing carefully folded up in the bin.
There was bitch of the human type there that I did know. The sort that keeps emasculators in her purse, just in case.
I found her knee high wet look boots in the vestibule and I annointed them with fresh eau de bitch. I then wedged the diaper thing under her car.
By the time she finally left there were three dogs frantically sniffing her car and one of them made a determined attempt to foxtrot with her leg.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:40, 6 replies)
'emasculators in her purse'? did mummy not hug you enough when you were a child?
plus, you touched a used canine sanitary towel. well done you.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)
One does
what one has to.
I never saw the inside of her purse, but that was the rumor.
My mother did hug me, but it was like being embraced by a flounder.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:58, closed)
Hahahaha yeah, I hate women too.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:01, closed)
Pet owners
should be shot.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:02, closed)
When you say
'bitch', do you mean 'woman who wasn't interested in having sex with you'?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:25, closed)
She had fey powers
and could make your testicles swollen and tender without even touching them.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:03, closed)

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