3 Problems, 1 solution

Problem 1: Derelicts in the downtown area of my home city, shaking plastic cups (jingle jingle) begging for change. Problem 2: Wife is a soft touch and insists that at least one of us give away our cash to help those less fortunate. Problem 3: Still have a jar of now worthless old pre-Euro coins at home (French Francs, German Deutschmarks, Spanish Pesetas, etc.) left over from business trips, as I cannot bring myself to just toss away anything that is, or ever was, actual money.

Solution to all 3 problems: Grab a fistful of old valueless coins, toss into beggars' cups while doing the town with wife. Bask in the approving smile of the missus and rejoice to the voices fading into the distance as I stroll away: "Thank you sir, God bless you sir, you have a nice day now, sir..."
(Roving Blowtorch, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:48, 4 replies)

Hahaha!
Excellent ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:14, closed)

moan like fuck when you start to get forrin coins in your change

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23, closed)

wow
you're a really shitty person
(jennymnemonic, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:55, closed)

*snigger*
Shouldn't laugh cos it's mean

but still, *snigger*
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:24, closed)