Most mum's are evil
Not content with ruining my boyhood dreams of growing up to become Tarzan: "You'll have to pay VAT on bananas and those tree houses still have mortgages", my mum also dressed me in T-Shirts with my name on them.

According to the photographic evidence supplied in ye olde family albums, every T-Shirt she bought for me as a child has got my name emblazoned on the front.

Even more evil than that? My name has two Ts in it. Every T-Shirt has my name with one T.
(durtydriscoll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:32, 9 replies)

I love this one

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, closed)

Matthew?

(Blahh, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01, closed)

I was thinking "Twat"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, closed)

your mum never wanted you.
you do know that, right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:24, closed)

^But she does^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:38, closed)

Tterry?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:43, closed)

I had to wear my brother's t-shirts
so that I knew not to pay attention when paedos tried to call me over.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:12, closed)

I am guessing
A clothes brand with one T in...

I cannot think of one though.
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 19:31, closed)

Oooo that would have been clever...
...unfortunately Blahh was right
(durtydriscoll, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:59, closed)