b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Random Acts of Evil » Post 1538367 | Search
This is a question Random Acts of Evil

Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
Pages: Popular, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

When my mate went to toilet
I got hold of his wallet and using a security marker, drew a speech bubble on all his banknotes so when he went to pay for stuff and they checked the note under the UV scanner, the Queen appeared to be saying 'pissflaps' and 'bollocks'.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, 2 replies)
This is genius
I once used to supplement my income by providing friends with a means to feel more comfortable talking to complete strangers. Anyway, one day I thoroughly defaced a fiver, making the Queen look like Groucho Marx, having the people on the back engaged in some sort of scat orgy, changing the issuing bank to the "Bank of Bumland" and several other choice additions.

Naturally I gave this to one of my customers in his change, which he only noticed when he had cause to make a paper tube. Much hilarity ensued. In the end the note got passed around six or more people in similar transactions, until one day one of my friends was in the local Spar and came to pay for his goods only to find that the only money he had was the purple-Sharpied Bumland note. Apparently he managed to convince the assistant that it was legal tender.

Sadly I don't know what happened to the fiver after that, although it would warm the cockles of my heart to find out.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:35, closed)

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:41, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1