When my mate went to toilet
I got hold of his wallet and using a security marker, drew a speech bubble on all his banknotes so when he went to pay for stuff and they checked the note under the UV scanner, the Queen appeared to be saying 'pissflaps' and 'bollocks'.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46, 2 replies)

This is genius
I once used to supplement my income by providing friends with a means to feel more comfortable talking to complete strangers. Anyway, one day I thoroughly defaced a fiver, making the Queen look like Groucho Marx, having the people on the back engaged in some sort of scat orgy, changing the issuing bank to the "Bank of Bumland" and several other choice additions.

Naturally I gave this to one of my customers in his change, which he only noticed when he had cause to make a paper tube. Much hilarity ensued. In the end the note got passed around six or more people in similar transactions, until one day one of my friends was in the local Spar and came to pay for his goods only to find that the only money he had was the purple-Sharpied Bumland note. Apparently he managed to convince the assistant that it was legal tender.

Sadly I don't know what happened to the fiver after that, although it would warm the cockles of my heart to find out.
(Eukanuba, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:35, closed)

genius

( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 20:41, closed)