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Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?

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I like to deliberately split infinitives.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:39, 14 replies)
That's a good thing, though.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:58, closed)
I can honestly say
that to deliberately do that is to seriously harm your own reputation as someone who is normally considered to cleverly write.
(username failed moderation, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, closed)
Actually that last one does somewhat sound laboured.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, closed)
A disaster.
Now I'm carefully looking for split infinitives in every post, although I can't see any run on sentences.
(username failed moderation, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:22, closed)
Split infinitives only bother people who wish English was Latin
Such people deserve to be wound up as much as possible, since they are quite clearly arseholics.*


* arseholic: addicted to being an arsehole.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:24, closed)
Exactly! :)

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, closed)
Actually the suffix should only be "ic".
The "ohol" comes from "alcohol".

Thus it upsets me when people say "chocoholic" when actually they mean "chocolatic", particularly since such is an absolute load of utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:38, closed)
Yeah, but the 'ehol' comes from 'arsehole'
So, arseholic.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:23, closed)
You fucking racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, closed)
That's how I parsed it

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:42, closed)
"...who wish English *were* Latin."

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What
the sort of Latin that only comes out when there's a full moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:18, closed)
That's the one.
Allergic to allium and asseres.
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Quod erat demonstrandum.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:26, closed)

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