
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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We were walking over a bridge and he picked up a big rock and chucked it onto the swan that was in the banks of the river below. I wasn't happy about that.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:47, 9 replies)

I've always thought it a trifle unfair that the Queen is the only person allowed to eat them. For that reason I kind of hope it tasted horrible.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2012, 16:28, closed)

She eats them? I thought she protected them! Well, that's it - fuck the queen.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:16, closed)

Maybe you could try his 'lovely' lady consort?
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:35, closed)

From the unwashed proles so that she can scoff them all herself.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:18, closed)

They mate for life you know. I hope you found its partner and arranged a mercy killing. Pretty evil if you didn't.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:45, closed)
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