Random Acts of KindnessCrackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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I've always wondered, how do blind people know when to stop wiping their bum?(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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Sniff the paper(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:49, closed)
They don't and subsequently they smell of pooObviously, this is why the lady in the OP couldn't find her mutt's muck - she couldn't see it, being blind; she couldn't smell it over the stench of her own tagnutted tush; turds make no noise, and taste and touch are simply impractical for finding a small lump of shite on a big planet.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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