Random Acts of KindnessCrackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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I wobbled into the toilets of a club one night feeling a little unnecessary.A lovely chap noticed my slight distress, wiped the space next to him with his sleeve, patted it lovingly and said "Come and have a sit down, mate. You look a bit ropey."
I'd probably have taken him up on the offer if he weren't sitting in the trench of the urinal.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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Youblithering asshole!
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You weren't the guy that Albert Marshmallow pissed on in one of his previous posts?(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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God I hope not.I'd hate to have forgotten something as sexy as that.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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I think you would have remembered holding eye contact while he released his golden gushes.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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smell your breath that might be a good reminder(
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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You can breathe a (stinky) sigh of reliefYou got peed on (in) by the Honey Monster :)
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:34,
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