Pizza for the homeless
I was out shopping in Glasgow with the then Mrs Nizzy when we popped into pizza hut for something to eat. To be honest I wasn't that hungry and neither of us could finish our meals. We left with the remainder of it in a pizza box thinking we would have it later but after carting about a pizza for about 3 minutes I got bored and as I was just about to chuck it in a bin I was a homeless man sitting bedragled on argyle street with a skabby dog and a peice of cardboard professing both his hungryness and his homelesness. I being the nice chap that I am walked over held out the Pizza (still warm) and offered it to him in his hour of need.
The guy shit himself he had the look of a man who had just been asked if he wanted stabbed then came out with the line" Naw yer all right pal, ma mates awaw gettin some rolls"

The pizza went in the bin next to him.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:54, 3 replies)

He only said that so you'd bin the pizza.
Due to his crippling embarrassment at being found in such a state of deprivation, he was simply too proud to accept charity from a stranger.

And of course, he probably liked eating from bins.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:19, closed)

Why is he asking for charity from strangers in the first place then?
(MayorBoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:03, closed)

I don't know, I'm as confused as he is.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:59, closed)