I once made an online booking and mistakenly booked the return flight for a year later than I wanted. I turned up and presented my ticket to fly home to discover I was 12 months early. They made me buy another ticket, and when I got on the plane 20% of seats were free. I was not impressed and should have made an issue out of it.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:15, 1 reply)

That's not the worst of it......
I did pretty much the same thing a couple of years later but realised my fuck up in time to pack, rearrange a lift, get 3 points put on a friends license and check in with 15 minutes to spare.

Doesn't sound much worse?

I was flying out to my own wedding.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:24, closed)

Its a fact;
Weddings ruin more marriages than anything else.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:47, closed)

same as wedding cake is the most fattening food in the world
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:20, closed)