Random Acts of KindnessCrackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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Out of the goodness of my heartI travel the length and breadth of Britain leaving torn-up magazines of naked ladies under hedges for grubby little schoolboys to find.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:58, 8 replies)
Tsk.The internet should have killed you off, by now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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I feel sorry for kids growing up nowThey'll never know the tingling frisson of a stolen glance at page three, or the innocence-defiling horror of the “Razzle stack”. Nowadays it's all reverse Dutch steamboats and donkey punches before they're out of short trousers.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:47, closed)
Thanks for the copy of Shaven Ravers you left in Longhill lane in 1994
(, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:09, closed)
Could you leave a Razzleunder the bush by the teashop in Richmond park before Friday please? Wifes going shopping in the afternoon, I have a chance for some 'quality' time in the bog.
Ta.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, closed)
Consider it doneI've got a Readers' Wives' Bums Special with your name on it.
And some spunk.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:29, closed)
Dead kind of youto also spread the good word of smut in the Ainsdale sand dunes! My childhood might have been very different!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:25, closed)
But the little skin-coloured pants on the topless buxom ladies - why?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:41, closed)
I seeIt appears that you have encountered the inferior wares distributed by my competitor. Rest assured that my goods are of the highest quality and that you are guaranteed a spam butterfly in every hedge.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:34, closed)
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