Kind of kindness
How many of us would confront a thieving scrote, on behalf of some stranger? My mate* Matt would, and because he filmed it, it's gone a bit mad on the internet.

If you know this bloke, give him a stern talking-to and then shop him to the police.

* - I once sat next to him in a restaurant. So if that's not being matey, I don't know what is.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:20, 14 replies)

Sorry but your mate
sounds like a massive cock.

How can someone make such a lot of noise, but not be able to just take the fucking phone out of the guys hand?
(username failed moderation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:26, closed)

This
is what I have been wondering, since I first saw the story.
(mmm savoury snacks, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:42, closed)

Oh bollocks, I find myself agreeing with you.
The guy in the photo looks like he couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag, he'd have likely slunk off if someone told him to get fucked.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:42, closed)

But there's always the chance that a greasy looking twat like that might have a blade.
You know what kids these days are like, love a bit of cutlery, they do.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:04, closed)

If that's what you think, you sit
down and keep your trap shut altogether, no?
(username failed moderation, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:06, closed)

or, you know, move the bag nearer you and keep a proper eye on it?
instead of mouthing off to the whole carriage about what a hero you are, then leaving the fucking thing exactly where it was.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:07, closed)

Yeah, but then he wouldn't be able to blog about it and get in the news and that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:23, closed)

Yep.
If he'd kept hold of the bag and the owner had returned he simply could have handed them back to her and said he thought she'd left the train and didn't want them to be stolen.

Although saying that maybe it wasn't his finest hour as he did sound a touch inebriated.
(Fireyfox is prepared to change, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 19:07, closed)

I doubt it, it wouldn't have gone with his skinny jeans and his fucking stupid haircut, the hipster-looking prick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:24, closed)

'stand-up mathemetician'?
oh dear.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:04, closed)

It really is as bad as you think.
He used to be (possibly still is) on The Infinite Monkey Cage and is tediously unfunny.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:08, closed)

He writes for the Daily Telegraph
which although it doesn't guarantee anything, is not a promising sign.
(ubergeekian, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:30, closed)

If it wasn't for him being such a gobby twat, I doubt anyone else would have noticed the bag in the first place.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:23, closed)

He still let the cunt walk away with it though.
Which makes him an utterly useless tosser really.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:24, closed)