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Crackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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Where are you all?
As much as my cockles have been warmed by the stories this week, I am slightly irritated to realise that the people I generally tend to encounter on a daily basis are a right bunch of cunts.

You lot all carry on with your love-in, leave all the selfish fucktards for me to deal with,
(King Nightmare, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:25, 12 replies)
As Confuciuos said
"If everybody around you seems to be a right cunt ... it's probably you."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:26, closed)
"Or you live in Cornwall."

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:26, closed)
"In fact, probably the latter."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:41, closed)
confucius say
man who keeps hands in trouser pockets feels cocky all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:11, closed)
I saw that saying 20 years ago on a birthday card.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:19, closed)
Your 40th?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:29, closed)
Go and fuck yourself Dr grey pubes.
I am still a spring chicken, a young buck dancing freely in the breeze of youth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, closed)
i saw it about that long ago
but it still makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:28, closed)
Confucius say...

Watch a woman eat a banana and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.


Also: "Man who go to bed with itchy arse...wakes up with smelly fingers"
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, closed)
Ape like?

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:13, closed)
bonobo like,
Those buggers are at it 24/7 . A bonobo hump only seems to last about 10 seconds but who cares if you get yer oats a hundred times a day?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:37, closed)
i don't throw up in bed
but i would if i tried to eat a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:30, closed)

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