I got stalked by "Three NIpples"
Back before the days of dinosaurs... when I was at school... there was a girl who had 3 nipples. I don't know why or how I knew this - maybe it was just a made up rumour... but anyway, she was known for it. She had no friends to speak of really. I used to say a very fast hello if I saw her out and about but that was it - I was a shy girl myself back in the day.
Anyway - my Mum decided to give a load of my old clothes to this girl as she knew her mother.
This girl then followd me round school wearing my clothes and declaring to everyone that would listen that I was her best friend. I was distraught!
With hindsight it wqas my Mum being kind, and I was being a freaked out bitch - but I was really scared!
Thanks Mum - for nowt!
(canarynightlife "Some weasel nicked the cork from my lunch! ", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:46, 3 replies)

I've got three nipples.
And a lot of hand-me-down clothes actually. But I'm also a man, so it's not me.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:15, closed)

wow
Smokes are well expensive where you live!!
(matt_hollywood81, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:47, closed)

Isn't that a Two Ronnies sketch?
Answering the question before the one asked.
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:41, closed)