Never own
a ute and/or trailer.
EDITED: For those who haven't yet mastered the skill of mouse-select, right-click "Search with Google".
EDIT x2: When you own a utility vehicle (NOT SUV) and/or a trailer many people seem to think that they can big up your instant karma by asking you if you can help them move house, furniture anything big and bulky.
Hence - never own these things as you will forever be asked to assist with peoples relocations or other heavy lifting jobs.
RIS =
It's like leading horses to water.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:17, 23 replies)

So, your story is a link to a car advert?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:24, closed)

Literal boy is umm...
literal?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:33, closed)

If I read the OP upside down will the point of it get clearer?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:40, closed)

Only if I get a pic of you standing
on your head to do it.
*Oh god, your going to be 1 of those twats with a rotating monitor aren't you*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:45, closed)

Seriously, what time did you start drinking today?
You're even less coherent than usual.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, closed)

It's 0550 here. I intend to start in about 7-8 hrs. time.
And it was a dry night last night.
Go figure *shrug*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:52, closed)

This isn't AB trying to troll you, you know.
You're actually making less than fuck all sense.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:56, closed)

I'm not being deliberately obtuse here.
There's some rambling about cars, and then an instruction in how to use google. Someone throw me a line here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:01, closed)

This itself may be a random act of kindness

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:06, closed)

There is 5 pounds at the front desk with your name on it.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:12, closed)

Oh, is this something that only the three Australian b3ta users will understand?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:18, closed)

In the immortal words
of A.B. "Banjo" Patterson - "Fuck off, cunt."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:23, closed)

Hey man, it's not my fault that the rest of the world has better cars than you bunch of convicts.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:24, closed)

Umm.
Pommie convicts. Sent here because your prisons were too full because there were too many of you breaking the law and filling them up.
& there is no better car in the world than a Holden 1 tonner.
*Sits back and waits for the Ford camp to wake up*
EDIT: Please don't tell me that was the best you had.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:32, closed)

A simple 'yes' would have done.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:57, closed)

No...
...I'm Australian and this one has me confused.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 7:05, closed)

I'm guessing you own
a car without a towball.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 7:23, closed)

Yes...
...I have a sedan with a tow ball. Sometimes attached to my trailer.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:22, closed)

So, the story is 'I own a MASSIVE car'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:55, closed)

Good morning AB!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:21, closed)

Seriously 'my car an by extension, my penis, is massive' is your story?
That's it, I'm stopping bullying you on here, it's wrong to pick on people with special needs.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:56, closed)

Someone should tell him that we've had cars and the internet for quite a while over here, in the developed world.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:46, closed)

Oi!
Stop faffing around here & get back to your linkbitch duties!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:11, closed)