Random Acts of KindnessCrackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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A list of acts of random kindness performed by my good self1. I once saw a puppy who was whimpering because it had hurt it's paw and probably also lost it's master so I slowly and clearly gave it directions to the German embassy.
2. I once gave out life saving anti-polio injections to several potted plants that needed watering
3. I once met a stock exchange broker who was about to jump out of a twenty story window because all his investments had collapsed so I stroked him for a bit, gave him a biscuit and threw a stick for him to chase.
4. I was walking down the street one day when I saw a woman who'd got her brand new patent high heel shoe stuck in a gutter drain so I told not to worry I'm sure that light particles get quantumly entangled with crisp packets
5. I once met a quantum physicist who was all upset because he was worried that his theory concerning light particles, crisp packets and quantum entanglement might be a load of rubbish not to worry because his bum didn't look big in that.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 6:06, Reply)
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