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Crackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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I selflessly have epileptic fits
to amuse the people around me, especially when I meet someone for the first time. It's a fantastic ice-breaker. You should see their faces as I flop and twitch across the floor! You should, because I never do. But I still know I'm doing the right thing.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:53, 9 replies)
Do you do children's parties?
Had a gf with grand mal once, scared the living shit out of me first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:40, closed)
I also do this. But as mine are tonic clonics I can never remember them. I have asked my wife to video me having a fit but she won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:04, closed)
I have some washing to do
if you'd hop into the bath for me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:18, closed)
You thoughtless bastard.
My son choked on a sock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:29, closed)
Maybe
you should have taken it off the end of your cock first
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:53, closed)
Excuse My Ignorance
but, what should a bystander do if they see someone suffer a major fit?

My medical knowledge comes from the Scouts circa 1970.

"put a stick in their mouth so they don't bite their tongue off"

I suspect that might be flawed...

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:48, closed)
We could go with
"put a stick cock in their mouth so and hope they don't bite their tongue off"

But my thinking is definitely flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:53, closed)
Nick their wallet of course.
Sheesh don't they teach you nuffink these days?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:44, closed)
Top advice here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofkindness/post1529919
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:00, closed)

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