Last laughs 'n all that
So first relationship, first boyfriend, ZOMG!!! PENIS!!! **Squeal**

Yeah, that was my reaction when I started dating D (Ryhmes with Mario) at 16. Him being 26 was the "older man" who showed me a world of drugs, sex, drink, anal sex without lube (owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, magic should've ended there!) and also how to completely fuck up a relationship in a few easy steps.

Step 1. Shag the b/f at work while all his colleagues are outside giggling.

Step 2. Plan a trip to America and bring a pack of 18 condoms.

Step 3. Come back from America with a new pack of condoms and all but one missing. (At least he used 'em...)

Ta-dah! You have now unlocked the "utter basturd" achievement! So we broke up pretty sharpish after that however... Karma is a bitch.

So about 10 years later I'm in the gym chatting with some friends and getting undressed and who should I spy in the shower? Yeah... D... So we're both nearly naked, in a all male gym. Oh goodie :)

I notice him, he notices me, our eyes meet and in a second I realise that he's a old fat assbag jerking off in a shower hoping to pick someone up. This however looks pretty unlikely because he looks like he's the drug addled queen of the fuckhead clan.

Looking back I realise due to the copious amounts of drugs we used together and things we did that could've been me, but instead? Heh, I'm not :P Magic of that little relationship finally died there and there seeing what could've happened if I hadn't actually sorted my life out.

Fuck yeah.

(Christ b3ta, that's the second depressing QOTW for me. What's next weeks question? How do you intend on dying and what's your ideal funeral ceremony?)
(Helo, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:07, 5 replies)

I imagine how do you intend on dieing would bring up loads of either take them all with me/MASSIVE SEX/honda accord crash responses
(FondaAccord, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:12, closed)

No
Just your usual two virgins, a trained elephant and a bell situation really.

(And massive drugs)
(Helo, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:14, closed)

the mind boggles

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:22, closed)

I intend to die
Of a massive heart attack/stroke whilst in the middle of catching an embarassing disease, and then have a viking send off.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:40, closed)

Hold on a minute...
Are you one of those Homosexuals everyone is talking about!?!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 4:43, closed)