Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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This is a harsh talebut I'm clicking just for "would have crawled over ten miles of broken glass just to brush my teeth with her shit."
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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A variation: "crawled ten miles over broken glass just to wank on her shadow"(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, closed)
Isn't it from Trainspotting?Except it says "use his shite as ma toothpaste".
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