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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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a fine description of the technique there.
i often use a somewhat exaggerated lifting of the bottom left-of-centre point of the duvet (happens to be where my foot lies) just as the vapour is released, enjoying the inrush of cool, fresh air. then i make a snap judgement of where it will be deposited. either keeping the duvet hermetic around the necks and dropping the duvet causing a toxic draught out into the darkness...
dropping my foot followed momentarily by my knee (to direct the air pressure northwards), lifting the duvet a thrutch above my beloved's nose and relishing the stench of my own guts for 1.87seconds before she starts kicking and gouging at my back in some vain attempt to make it stop...
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