Jesus
You guys have hooked up with some right nutters.

Luckily for me, my mum's a paranoid schizophrenic. To summarize what it's about, imagine someone who believes they are the very centre of the universe, and that universe and everybody it has one concern, to make them miserable.

Being brought up with this nonsense has given me a finely tuned loony sensor. It's been a foolproof method of only shacking up with self contained well balanced women. I avoid anyone who reminds me in any way of my dear mother.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 9:44, 4 replies)

Now there's a 'luckily for me...' sentence you're not likely to hear often.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 9:53, closed)

She's round for lunch today....fuck....
concentrated misery in human form with not one jot of empathy or self awareness.

Still, I'm doing chicken with a chili balsamic reduction, and roast asparagus, so it's not all bad.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 10:02, closed)

Still, I'm doing chicken with a chili balsamic reduction, and roast asparagus, so it's not all bad.
This is the kind of sentence one all too rarely reads. Good work.
(McChinaman banned, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 3:06, closed)

My dad
Is pretty much the same, complete lack of empathy.

Annoyingly enough, I still end up with nutters :-/
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:54, closed)