First things first
She will at some point for a period of time lose her sex drive (with you at least).
She will almost certainly not stop being ' a mental' for any period of time ever.

As far as I can tell your options are as follows:

-Run, get some minor cosmetic surgery, change your name by deed poll and tell her you're gay.
-Tell her that you can't bear being loved so much and don't feel worthy of her emotional intensity. You don't deserve her and need to let some other 'lucky' bloke reap the benefits etc.
-Stare impassively at her whenever she kicks off and start to hum to yourself. Refuse to react at all...she will eventually think of you as an emotionally retarded freak and feel unfulfilled enough to leave. Make sure your family do the same...they will undoubtedly do anything to assist you.
-Does she have male friends? Treat them the same as she treats your female ones.

Remember a swallow does not a summer make!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)