There are three ways to conduct an argument with a woman
...unfortunately, none of them work.

And, if at any time you present what objectively would be a winning point, you will find that you have unwittingly entered a whole new and completely different argument.

Sometimes the goalposts move so fast that they leave skidmarks. I once heard a woman change sides in the argument, a complete 180-degree flip, within the space of a single sentence -- without changing the intensity of her conviction that she was, of course, right.

(Unusually, in that case, I had witnesses who confirmed it when I pointed it out to her. A deliciously rare and precious victory!)
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:34, 1 reply)

There are no ways to win an argument with a woman
even if you're completely in the right, she will paint the situation as you being cruel to her.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:21, closed)

or start crying

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:27, closed)