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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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ooo, another one
it wasn't because of the sex, that was great.
it wasn't because of his looks, which i found interesting.
it wasn't his meanness with money, although that played a part.
no, the magic well and truly left the building when he gave me a bottle of perfume* for valentine's day and told me "i bought this for my ex, but she dumped me before i could give it to her."
that's 2 for 2, then.

*it was tweed, ffs.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:22, 17 replies)
Tweed! Oh good god. :-)
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:24, closed)
he's the only bloke i've ever known
who'd happily watch snooker on a black and white portable, because he was too cheap to buy a colour telly or pay for a colour licence.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:37, closed)
I bet he didn't buy soap either.
Am I rite Smash? Am I?
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:18, closed)
he did
lifebuoy soap. fuck knows where he got it from!
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:20, closed)
Wow, thanks.
Now I feel like a romantic and understanding man, at least in comparison.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:50, closed)
what really got me
was how proud he seemed of his thrifty ways
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:52, closed)
Perhaps he wanted to provide for you?
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:07, closed)
no, he was just really cheap
spending half an hour in your kitchen, filling your tomato sauce bottle from packets you took from macdonald's isn't normal.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:14, closed)
Why decant them into the bottle instead of just leaving them as packets?

(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:24, closed)
so people wouldn't know he was a condiment-obsessed pikey

(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:28, closed)
Cheeses Cripes!
I take it back -- the guy was a nutter.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 18:07, closed)
but the sex was fantastic ;)
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:55, closed)
is classy
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:57, closed)
isn't it?
he used to buy 20 ciggies and put them in his inside jacket pocket, whilst leaving a 10-pack of menthols in his outer pocket. if anyone asked for a smoke, he'd say "yeah, but i've only got menthols"
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:29, closed)
That, however
Is very sensible. I shall be doing this.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:02, closed)
Oh my!
That didn't half make me laugh. Did you keep the Tweed? :P
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:02, closed)
i gave it to my mum
she's old enough to appreciate its old-woman-smell-masking abilities.

not that my mum smells, mind.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:28, closed)

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