Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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The first time......that I heard her having a dirty great crap after we moved in together. It was meant to be the happiest day of our lives.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:37, 6 replies)
Doesn't count unless you were brushing your teeth at the time(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 17:22, closed)
I suppose thatin retrospect I got off lightly.
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Oh bless.Did you think she shat moonbeams?
Piss off.
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No......I was just young and naive. And didn't expect that she would make more noise than I do.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:22, closed)
You mean women don't?
Damn. That's my fantasy ruined.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 1:04,
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