I'm alright jack
THere used to be this really inconsiderate obnoxious, dickhead that used to race around our area, like a fast maureen from driving school, and one day he twatted a mates car and wrote it off without stopping and owning up, so my mate was pretty much shafted, we tried to reason with the guy, giving it all the "we understand if you panicked" business,but he remained a cunt. Unfortunately he became the victime of a very localised crime spree, must have been bad carma.. er karma or something coz that night all the windows were replaced by very pretty glass shards, the luster of the body work was much improved by removing as much of that dulling pigment covering its surface with a caustic fluid, and to cap it all off, would you believe it, the car was bricked up the wheels were stolen and some bastard kicked it off the bricks so you couldn't get a jack under it.

Thats Hayes for you. Full of thieving scaggs.

2 days later it caught fire you know. I dont know, if its not nailed down......... The poor bloke wasnt even insured you know.

Oh well
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 14 May 2004, 1:24, Reply)