Porn:
If someone is really conservative, uncomfortable and squeamish about sex and the discussion thereof (and deserving of revenge for some reason), this is perfect. Cut up about 4 or 5 complete porn magazines, the more depraved the better, and then proceed to hide the bits in all their belongings. I once helped a friend do this to his flatmate at uni and it was a top laugh. We waited till he was out and then filled everything he owned with pictures. His bag, his pencil case, his drawers, his cupboard, his books, coursework, we took apart his speakers and put some in there, wrapped round batteries in his torch, stuck underneath furniture, in his printer and computer case, literally almost everything he owned. They will still be turning up in a few years at this rate.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 14 May 2004, 5:30, Reply)