simple fast and annoying.. but lengthy :o(
A friend of mine was due to get married...

His wife-to-be betrays her own (considerable) stupidity by fooling around with on of my mate's "friends".
FOR MONTHS

When the wedding plans come crashing down 1 month before the due date, all this comes out of the wash, and it takes a considerable amount of effort from my mate to stop all of his true friends from pulverising "friend" and his BMW "with Z3 alloys" penis extension.

Cue Spam attack.

I had his work e-mail address....
Ctrl+C
goto google
search for: Fetish + bukake + bondage + homosexual + Bestiality + gay + .... you get the picture
AND... the important bit.. "TELL A FRIEND"

Search result. Nigh on 5,000 pages of filth, all with a subscription/tell a friend option E-mail sign-up system.

Ctrl+V

So, a rainy friday afternoon was spent signing mr cheating bastard up to no less than 1,000 sites, and resulting in a storm if unsolicited mail.

Rumour has it that over the weekend his mailbox was jammed.
then the following week he had to have it fixed repeatedly.
dragged infront of boss.... for explanation...

oh the joy.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 14 May 2004, 8:46, Reply)