Calling card fun
We had a german lad at Uni... he used to show us his photo albums of girls he'd managed to pick up, get blown by, and take pictures of.
We later recognised 2 of them to be local Hookers, but that's not the point.

We got bored of it, and decided to shut him up.

We simply created a bunch of "calling cards" with "Shy German STUDent seeks tender male attention" with all of his contact details on them.

Cards where distributed around Uni, all phone boxes, and gay hot-spots that we were aware of.

The first night his mobile was heard to ring over 40 times, and the finale came when the screaming stud threw his mobile out of the window at 5:00am.

Cards where relenished when he got a new mobile contract.

mmmmm, nice.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 14 May 2004, 8:56, Reply)