expensive hair treatment
I went to school witha lad who was litterally terrified of going bald, and as such used to wash his hair with a ridiculously expensive hair tonic that looked like man-paste. When showering, He'd start with the hair treatment, wash the rest of his pathetic body, and then rinse the hair...
On top if this, He was also a complete and utter wanker.

We mixed his hair tonic with Immac. About 90%immac to be honest. So, as he unwittingly followed the immac usage guidelines in the communal showerblock: "soak, leave, rinse hair off" with his modded tube of spooge, we all stood there itching to see the results.
Rinse cycle starts... he turned white. Handfulls of hair cam erinsing down his body....
BUT
The hair only came off in patches.he had 30% of it left...but he loved his hair so much that he refused to level the playing field for the uniform baldy-look, and instead opted for a terrifying patchy-baldy look.

Pillock.


//edit Having just been contacted by a friend, I can tell you that aged 27, this vain bastard is now wearing a hairpiece
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 14 May 2004, 9:49, Reply)