mountain pee?
i have posted this on a few sites a few years back and still seems to be my best one (i did get this idea from a email a freind sent me). an exboy friend of mine was cheating on me, in my own house, and i decided to catch him at it, so i told him i was going to visit my folks for the weekend would he please check on my dog? i spent the first day at the girl next doors house waiting for my moment, when he showed up (at like 2 in the morning) with the ugliest bar fly i had ever seen i waited till they were in the house for a bit then i went over and slashed all his tires, after that i got a bottle of mountian dew (you know the sode that has like 3 times the normal amount of sugar in it?) and procceded(sp?) to go home i went in the door and to my room to find them havung sex on my bed!!! so what did i do? well what could i do i poured the "dew" all over thier clothes and then as they were running out i sprayed a little on them. well not quite that funny until you realize that i had pissed in the bottle all the way to the top....well now we have piss soaked cheaters and no car... so what did he do he had to walk all the way home (like one mile) smelling like piss...



sorry so long
(shylo_sequoia, Fri 14 May 2004, 10:38, Reply)