this ones my moms
ok i post this only because my mom asked me to.

my mother is of the hippie stoner nudest buddhist variety and likes to garden in all her nekkid glory.. my mom is about six foot three and 350 pounds....not an attractive site.. well the cunt who lived behind us had small children and was constantly calling the poilice on her saying she was "flashing them" my mom never got into any trouble with this but did decide to install a mini cam in the back yard when eggs started flying from the kids behind us (i cant really blame them as who wants to see nekkid fat women gardening) and one afternoon while she was out there noticed that there was some rustling in the busshes (we have a very tall and not easy to look through fence with hedges covering it so it not like she was in plain site) and decided to take a look...finding the back door neighbour's nekkid husband had fallen off his ladder and into our yard. well insted of calling the police she made a coppy of the tape (from the afore mentioned security cam) and sent it to all thier neighbours (including his elderly parents we lived down the street) (after having me pixilise the parts of her you could see) ...veryy funny as he was a twat and nobody liked him...she (the bitch not my mom) was for everafter greeted with "seen any good movies lately?"...........


hehehe evilness it runs in the fammily
(shylo_sequoia, Fri 14 May 2004, 11:47, Reply)