Thinking man's road rage. Instant revenge using Mr Plod as a tool.
My brother's a fella who drives an insanely fast mini-van (1071cc over-square A-series for those in the know)... great for corners, but a bit pants in a straight line.
Around our area, there's a notorius stretch of dual carriagway, with roundabouts every mile. This dual C-W ends and turns into single lane... and the police seem congregate there to catch the poor unwitting sods who appear at 70mph in a 60 area.
My brother was getting tailgated by a pillock in a BMW, so he takes the next roundabout at top whack just so the Beamer isn't sat sniffing carbon monoxide.... only to be overtaken by the BMW on the straight... the guy gives my brother the finger to prove his point: sweet.
Finally getting bored with the BMW, Brother sets Mr BMW up for a good fall (hoping that Mr Plod'll be fishing in his ususal spot).... He throws the mini through every roundabout at 70, and upsets BMW by catching him up on each and every roundabout... at the last roundabout, brother passes BMW by outbraking him.... Exits roundabout at 60 (knowing what'll be waiting on the other side), only to be overtaken by Irate Mr BMW doing 120+mph waving finger out of open window at brother... Apparently in his window winding preparation, Mr BMW had failed to notice the 2 police motorbikes waiting in thier usual spot, one of which was armed with speed camera...

... which was nice.

As brother passed the freshly halted BMW, he cheerfully peeped his ikkle mini's horn.

Never seen the lad so chuffed with himself.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 14 May 2004, 14:28, Reply)