Eau de Elk
A fella here left his job voulantarily, but had shared his office with the most obnoxious git known to man.
From the day he left, a terrible smell filled the office, untracable and un-ignorable.
The now single inhabitant of this office suffered.
2 months later the guy who had left was seen in a pub.... and was asked if he knew anything about it... It turns out that Sven's a bit of a hunter, and has a bottle of Elk-piss he uses to attract Elk while out hunting... he'd soaked a sponge in it, and neatly poked it deep inside the air conditioning unit.

Yummy.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 14 May 2004, 14:41, Reply)