Having been
signed up for a load of junk mail by a friend, who then foolishly passed out on the carpet, my housemate and I decided to get revenge. He kept waking up when we tried to shave his eyebrows, so in the end we mixed up flour and egg, massaged it into his hair, then left him to sleep on the sofa with a tiny dab of chilli sauce on his lips.

The next day he woke up with shocking red lips, and learned that hot water from a shower turns egg and flour into cake mixture. Poor sod spent nearly an hour trying to wash his hair.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 14 May 2004, 15:17, Reply)