Big Things In Small Packages
While at Uni I used to work in today's equivalent of a cotton mill circa The Industrial Revolution....A Call Centre, accept there were no instances of small over worked children getting trapped in heavy machinery.

After 3 weeks I was promptly fired for being offensive to customers. On my last late shift, which I usually worked alone I popped out to Tesco's to buy 2 of the largest bags of prawns you have ever seen, I needed a trawler net to carry them. As I was on my own I proceeded to to slip one prawn into each of the 400 pc's floppy/cd drives located on each floor of the faceless, open plan office.

It took them a week and a half to figure out where the smell was coming from after they had stripped and checked the air con. They lost thousands....Fuckers.
(Filth #Wagon, Fri 14 May 2004, 15:25, Reply)