sorry for how long this is
1: my mate poured blue curacao on my other mates pants at leeds festival - so he shaved off his pubes - and a good few of us had a good pee on his coat - the pubes were added - as were salt/vinegar/vodka/beer/suntan lotion/veg oil/anything else we could find - when he saw his coat he simply stood there and cried.

A 'mate' of mine who was a dick when i was used to work with him - he came into the pub i worked boasting about his new 'corporate' job - so when his friends came to the bar i told them he got fired for being caught wanking over porn at work - they left soon after.

i got a load of abusive texts from a lad (i know who it was) - really blatant disgusting abuse - so i asked him to stop and he carried on - so my brother set up an ISDN line to ring his mobile every 30 seconds for two days - even with his mobile off this would leave a message about 4 seconds long every single time.

Another mate who pissed me off - i put his number on some five pound notes saying "my life is shit - ring me on..."

i got another person's phone and text "mum mobile" and "dad mobile" saying he's finally realised that he truely feels he's gay.

sending stuff to someone's house is a good one - you can always get free samples of tampax and stuff like that and make up a name - i sent free samples of 'thrush information magazine" to a 'friend'

Probably the worst things i've done to people who really piss me off is steal their mobile and text whoever's "hi hunny"-ing in their inbox telling them to fuck off and stuff.

Me, two mates and an ex-girlfriend - she was being a bitch all night so i wrote "bellend" ( i think - i remember it being offensive - might have been "nob" - i'm drunk ok? ) on her head- we then drew all over my friend and filmed it - and filmed her asleep with "nob" on her head. We woke her up and showed her the film - she found it hilarious until the tony hart inspired 'galley moment' focused on her face. She watched it with this still on her face btw.

I'm very drunk and thats as much as i can think of for now.
(stomm, Sat 15 May 2004, 2:18, Reply)