BIOWEAPONRY!!!
There was a teacher at school who had a healthy disprespect for anything that moved. I was a Vice Captain at my school and on very good terms with most of the senior staff soi was pretty much untouchable.Anyway, this twunt got a bit pissed off with me because i was seen being affectioncate towards my girlfriend. so i pissed on his desk, and the 3 piles of essays on it. Also through an extraordinary feat of sphincter control, saved a bit back and peed in his coat pocket in the prep room next door. But it doesnt end there.

As I was a keen biologist (and he was an extra big cock), for about 25% of my final advanced bio grade i had to do a project on biotechnology. So I cultured some bacteria, and put it on the end of all his pens (he was an avid pen chewer as well as a cunt). He wasnt very well for a few weeks after that. Should probably mention that the bacteria in queston was E. coli...

Could have cried with joy when he nearly shat himself in class as a result.
(Rushy, Sat 15 May 2004, 21:18, Reply)