Oh, I so nearly forgot this one. But it does own.
There's this kid, let's call him Anthony, who goes to our school. So one day we're in a lesson up in the gym. The PE teacher goes downstairs from the gym for some reason and up comes Anthony, bunking as usual. He chats to everyone for a bit. Now Anthony is not well liked among certain circles, several of whom were present. So when the PE teacher was coming back up, his mates helped him hide in one of the big, rolled-up mats used for running on and stuff. He fit right into the middle, snug as a bug in a rug.

Of course, what he didn't count on was that people would start punching the mat he'd hidden in. This didn't hurt Anthony much, just made the mat wobble a bit to scare him. But one boy, he went a load over the top and flying-kicked the mat over. It fell down and the PE teacher came over to give a lecture abuot damaging school equipment.

The look on the PE teacher's face when the mat said "Ow!" was priceless.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 16 May 2004, 13:13, Reply)