Ripped OffA friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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Definitely not me. A mate...This mate is an officer in the army. He was pretty depraved before he joined up...now he takes laminated porn on manoeuvres.
Anyway, for some reason the army saw fit to pay for him to go to Amsterdam. Predictably, he got shit-faced and fancied some action, so he went into one of the booths they (apparently) have over there with a lady of the night. He was far too drunk to perform, and started to fall asleep. She got annoyed at this (I guess because any other punters she picked up would be a bit put off by this snoring, drooling mess sharing the bed) and so she called some kind of security guard who kicked him out. After wandering the streets for hours he finally got back to his hotel. And found that the prostitute or the security guard had relieved him of his wallet, phone, keys and just about everything else he was carrying. He had been well and truly ripped off. I think he deserved it, and so did his girlfriend.
So, desperate for sleep he had to wake up one of his army buddies and confess all so they'd let him crash on their floor. As you can imagine, they were all very undertanding and the incident was never mentioned again.
That last sentence was a lie by the way.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:03, Reply)
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