Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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1st class to York
Once, my boss had to take a client to York. To keep face, First Class train tickets were the order of the day (on expenses). So, in they walk to King's Cross station.
Boss: Two first class returns to York please.
Clerk: Certainly sir, that'll be £1,104 please.
Boss: But, but, I could walk up the Caledonian Road, buy a second had Mondeo, put fuel in it, insure it for a day, drive up to York, drive back and dump it for less.
Clerk: Well, quite sir, I wouldn't pay it. The train leaves in five minutes.
Boss: Amex OK?
And that was without food...
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:57, Reply)
Once, my boss had to take a client to York. To keep face, First Class train tickets were the order of the day (on expenses). So, in they walk to King's Cross station.
Boss: Two first class returns to York please.
Clerk: Certainly sir, that'll be £1,104 please.
Boss: But, but, I could walk up the Caledonian Road, buy a second had Mondeo, put fuel in it, insure it for a day, drive up to York, drive back and dump it for less.
Clerk: Well, quite sir, I wouldn't pay it. The train leaves in five minutes.
Boss: Amex OK?
And that was without food...
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 15:57, Reply)
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