Ripped OffA friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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Stand back, for I will now regale you with a tale of rape (supposedly)I was out last night, went to the local punk night which seemed to packed with 15 year olds. So me and my mate went downstairs to the other bar in the place, where we happened upon 2 ladies we assumed were a bit, for want of a better word, loose. We were right. My one left after a short while, because I'm shit with women, but the other stayed and was a bit touchy with us both. We thought a double teaming may have been on the cards.
Anyways, we leave the club and, after failing to find another club, we bought a crate of booze from the 24 hour off licence and hopped in a taxi to get home. Unfortunately, the taxi driver was a complete twunt and drove us out to somewhere we had never been before. After wandering around for a bit to try and figure out where the hell we were, our lady friend must have thought we were rapists searching for a suitable alley or something, as she quickly got into the next taxi to come past and scarpered. So now, having been denied sexy time by a pikey taxi driver and being in the middle of nowhere, my friend and I did what anybody else would have done in that situation.
We stooped so low as to ring one of his exes and ask for a threesome.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 17:10, Reply)
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