Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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I sortof rip off charities...
Ripping off, eh? Depends on how you look at it.
Because I have a hideous disease, I get some measly sick person's benefit, but it's paltry, so I have an ingenious way of boosting it.
See, being diseased means that you have a lot of free time to fill, so I go around all the charity shops looking at foul unwanted tat. Thing is, I know quite a bit about antiques, and as a result I buy things for bugger all from these charities, then roll in fat virtual profits when I sell them on Fleabay.
My god-bothering sister-in-law finds it uncomfortable, but as her god has chosen to inflict disease on me, they can both go swivel.
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 20:39, Reply)
Ripping off, eh? Depends on how you look at it.
Because I have a hideous disease, I get some measly sick person's benefit, but it's paltry, so I have an ingenious way of boosting it.
See, being diseased means that you have a lot of free time to fill, so I go around all the charity shops looking at foul unwanted tat. Thing is, I know quite a bit about antiques, and as a result I buy things for bugger all from these charities, then roll in fat virtual profits when I sell them on Fleabay.
My god-bothering sister-in-law finds it uncomfortable, but as her god has chosen to inflict disease on me, they can both go swivel.
( , Fri 16 Feb 2007, 20:39, Reply)
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