Ripped OffA friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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WaxingGentlemen, if you want to know about being ripped off I suggest you go to a beauticians and have some excess hair removed.
Legs?
Not a problem…I don’t have very hairy legs to begin with (check my blog if you don’t believe me, there is a picture of my very shapely and hairless thigh….*snigger*)
Bikini line?
Ah…well now….before Christmas I went to have my very first Brazilian….
So there you are lying in a very compromising position and having lovely warm wax applied to your skin, fine so far.
Then the lovely beautician lady starts chatting to you, “Done all your Christmas shopping?” etc. etc. All very pleasant.
She then presses a rectangle of cotton onto the warm wax….ok, that’s fine,
“No, still got some shopping to do, have you?”
Then she turns into an evil bitch with pain on her mind, and with a firm swipe she rips off any hair you may have growing between your legs….
OH MY GOD! GET OFF ME! I say in my head, however what comes out is….
“Oh, that smarts a bit doesn’t it?” in a very calm but slightly squeaky voice.
Repeat until red and sore.
Go through that and then tell me about being ripped off.
Oh, and they charged nearly £40 for the experience…..
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 14:07,
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