Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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I bought some acid off a guy
who told me it was the good sh1t - in fact he said I'd 'see God'.
I took it, and sure enough I did see God.
I was talking away to Him, and after a while I noticed he had kind of a strange accent - sort of Indian-sounding.
Suddenly I realised it wasn't God at all - it was Ganesha dressed up as God!
Fucking rip-off acid.
( , Sun 18 Feb 2007, 3:13, Reply)
who told me it was the good sh1t - in fact he said I'd 'see God'.
I took it, and sure enough I did see God.
I was talking away to Him, and after a while I noticed he had kind of a strange accent - sort of Indian-sounding.
Suddenly I realised it wasn't God at all - it was Ganesha dressed up as God!
Fucking rip-off acid.
( , Sun 18 Feb 2007, 3:13, Reply)
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