Ripped Off
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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Plastic Pig...
Was walking past a shop (whilst drunk), when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a full size* plastic pig. Well it had to be bought! So went into said shop and and purchased the pig for the bargin price of £50. I then had no money for beer so sobbered up pretty quickly adn realised that a plastic pig is not worth 50 quid, I had been ripped off and the money would have been better wasted on drink. Although it is doing pretty well as a makeshift close pig at the momment.
* I don't think I have ever seen pig that wasn't in the form of bacon or sausage, but its about 1.2m long and about 0.5m high.
I guess the above * qualifys for a lenght comment. Don't think plastic pig has any apologies he has a pretty smug look on his face.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, Reply)
Was walking past a shop (whilst drunk), when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a full size* plastic pig. Well it had to be bought! So went into said shop and and purchased the pig for the bargin price of £50. I then had no money for beer so sobbered up pretty quickly adn realised that a plastic pig is not worth 50 quid, I had been ripped off and the money would have been better wasted on drink. Although it is doing pretty well as a makeshift close pig at the momment.
* I don't think I have ever seen pig that wasn't in the form of bacon or sausage, but its about 1.2m long and about 0.5m high.
I guess the above * qualifys for a lenght comment. Don't think plastic pig has any apologies he has a pretty smug look on his face.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, Reply)
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