
A friend who worked in a second hand record shop told us about a Japanese guy who regularly bought "rare" records in their shop. One time, he was looking for a signed copy of "Never Mind the Bollocks".
They didn't have one. Four people and one magic marker later, they did. Ker-ching!
How have you been ripped off? Who did you rip off? Are you a British Gas customer?
( , Thu 15 Feb 2007, 16:28)
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I don't often get ripped off, but when I do, it's pretty big rip off...
I worked at a car dealership for a few months. I needed to find a new job damn quick, and thought I'd give it a shot.
I was given training by an "outside consultant" who told us (a class of about eight blokes), halfway through the first day, that the training would cost $600.
Not to worry - I managed to work a deal with them whereby $300 would be deducted on my first two pay days.
We were bombarded with a load of promises: excellent pay plan - a quarter of the gross profit on each car, plus decent bonuses and spiffs.
Trouble is, you can't pay a percentage of a negative number. That's right, folks - they were taking a loss on pretty much every new car (and some used, too) and paying the salesmen "minis". The spiffs stopped the week I got there. And the bonuses were damn near impossible to achieve.
Did I mention the sixty-to-seventy-hour weeks? Oh, and the fact that you had to fight like a bastard to get ANYTHING sorted out ("A scratch on the door? Oh, I'll deal with it...later...")? And that no one's pay was right? I think I had one paycheck that was correct, and I was one of the lucky few.
There was a change of management while I was there, and that was only four months. The longest-serving salesman had been there just under one year, and he had seen a staggering FOUR management changes.
I worked out that, during four months of working my balls off, I had made less per hour than someone working on the counter at WalMart.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:24, Reply)
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