bikes
the other week i was going along a road in cambridge, anyone living there will testify the number of bloody cyclists there, all going at snails pace.

anyway, this woman on a bike had her two kids in tow in a trailer, she cut straight across me, had i not slammed on the brakes i would have gone straight into her, but i did so instead i went straight over her kids and wrecked her trailer thing.

afterwards the mother accused me of speeding, which im certain i wasnt, it was practicly impossible for me to have been speeding, i was on a fucking bike.

thats why im so glad i hit her kids, they were so soft to land on that despite the fact i was going full pelt when i hit them i didnt even have any grazes anywhere, and the government says child obesity is bad for us...

oh and dont worry, my bike was fine too

the only reason i didnt stop to have a go at her for pulling out infront of me, and then having the nerve to accuse me of speeding on a bike was cus her kids were making such a bloody racket i just wanted to get out of there, so fortunately she told me she was ok with me leaving after a few minuites, so i guess this is kinda post-road-rage.

but now, i just laugh at the thought of how much fun she must of had trying to get her kids to go out with her on the bike the next day

and if theres one thing worse than other bikes, its fucking busses, cus a few days later one hit my girlfriend, and she died




i mean lived, fucking sucks tho, she's out of action till her wounds heal


length? girth? is that a carbon nano-tube in your pocket.....
( wjh31, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 18:07, Reply)